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Valley Boys Podcast

Two unlikely best friends Dave Weasel and Brandon Collins fight about everything. One is a cuckservative douchebag, the other a liberal comedian & handsome devil & writer of this bio.

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Episodes

Tuesday Jun 07, 2022

#078: Real Housecats of Orange County

Tuesday Jun 07, 2022

Dave Weasel is joined by Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican

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Friday May 20, 2022

#077: Spontaneous Orgies

Friday May 20, 2022

The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.

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Friday May 06, 2022

#076: Mullet Junkie

Friday May 06, 2022

The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men

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Friday Apr 29, 2022

#075: Jehovah’s Thiccness

Friday Apr 29, 2022

With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.

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Friday Apr 22, 2022

#074: Honest METHtake

Friday Apr 22, 2022

In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.

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Friday Apr 15, 2022

#073: The Daveout

Friday Apr 15, 2022

In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did

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Saturday Apr 09, 2022

#072: Honest Company Slogans

Saturday Apr 09, 2022

The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone

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Friday Apr 01, 2022

#071: Two Boys One Cup

Friday Apr 01, 2022

The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars

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Friday Mar 25, 2022

#070: Waxing The Dolphin

Friday Mar 25, 2022

The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles 

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Friday Mar 11, 2022

#069: Fatman Returns

Friday Mar 11, 2022

With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing. 

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Monday Feb 21, 2022

Dumpster Diving #2: DIVORCE

Monday Feb 21, 2022

Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan

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Thursday Feb 10, 2022

#068: Hector The Consensual Molester

Thursday Feb 10, 2022

Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying

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Thursday Feb 03, 2022

#067: Drunk On Freedom & Urine

Thursday Feb 03, 2022

In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weekend At Bernies

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Friday Jan 14, 2022

#066: DUI at the Drive Thru

Friday Jan 14, 2022

Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts

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Friday Dec 31, 2021

#065: No Year’s Resolution

Friday Dec 31, 2021

The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling

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Friday Dec 17, 2021

#064: Way of the Road, Bubs

Friday Dec 17, 2021

The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps

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Friday Dec 10, 2021

#063: Two Curvy Boys

Friday Dec 10, 2021

The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza

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Friday Dec 03, 2021

Dumpster Diving #1: METH

Friday Dec 03, 2021

In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug

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Thursday Nov 25, 2021

#062: Shout Out To Wednesday

Thursday Nov 25, 2021

The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.

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Friday Nov 19, 2021

#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON?

Friday Nov 19, 2021

The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more. 

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Friday Oct 15, 2021

#057: Dodger Riot

Friday Oct 15, 2021

The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.

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Friday Oct 08, 2021

#056: Dallas Tribute

Friday Oct 08, 2021

They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. 

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Thursday Sep 30, 2021

#055: The Dump Truck

Thursday Sep 30, 2021

The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram

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Friday Sep 24, 2021

#054: Old Man Weasel

Friday Sep 24, 2021

The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine

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Friday Sep 17, 2021

#053: Dave Solo Episode

Friday Sep 17, 2021

While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy

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Thursday Sep 02, 2021

#052: Sky Pig

Thursday Sep 02, 2021

The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal

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Tuesday Aug 10, 2021

#051: Florida Olympics

Tuesday Aug 10, 2021

The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex

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Wednesday Aug 04, 2021

#050: We Know What The L Stands For

Wednesday Aug 04, 2021

The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.

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Tuesday Jul 27, 2021

#049: Final Davestination

Tuesday Jul 27, 2021

The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards

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Thursday Jul 15, 2021

#048: Whitesplaining

Thursday Jul 15, 2021

The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis

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