Valley Boys Podcast

Dave Weasel is joined by Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican

The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.

The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men

With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.

In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.

In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did

The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone

The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars

The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles 

With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing. 

Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan

Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying

In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weekend At Bernies

Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts

The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling

The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps

The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza

In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug

The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.

The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more. 

The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.

They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. 

The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram

The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine

While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy

The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal

The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex

The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.

The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards

The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis