Valley Boys Podcast

#024 Hand Grenade Behind The Deli Counter

The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders.

#023 Anthony Rogers

Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. 

#022 Jessica Kirson

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead.

#021 Alia Janine

Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. 

#020: Mark Normand

Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own...

#019: Noodles from The Offspring

Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. 

#018: Paul Elia

 The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. 

#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles

The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. 

#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked

The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. 

#015: Jessimae Peluso

The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality.

#014 Brandon Blackburn

While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon.

#013: Los Angeles Lockdown

While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. 

#012: Pomona Virus

The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction.

#011 Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill

The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. 

#010: Joe Walsh

The boys are joined by former congressman and presidential candidate Joe Walsh to discuss corruption, guns, booze, how and how everything he does is wrong (according to Dave), and how he looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis

The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack.

#008 Apu Only Live Once

The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. 

#007 Swipe Left

The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. 

#006 Movin' On Up

Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. 

#005: The Pneumonia Diaries

Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. 

#004 Dick Rivers

Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. 

#003 Free Range Baboon

The boys talk about what would happen if they got in a fight, Dave being sick, the Don't Fuck With Cats documentary, and being farted on.

#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat

The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events.

#001 Valley Boys

The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life.