Valley Boys Podcast

The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders.

Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. 

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead.

Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. 

Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own...

Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. 

 The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. 

The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. 

The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. 

The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality.

While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon.

While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. 

The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction.

The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. 

The boys are joined by former congressman and presidential candidate Joe Walsh to discuss corruption, guns, booze, how and how everything he does is wrong (according to Dave), and how he looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack.

The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. 

The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. 

Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. 

Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. 

Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. 

The boys talk about what would happen if they got in a fight, Dave being sick, the Don't Fuck With Cats documentary, and being farted on.

The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events.

The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life.