Valley Boys Podcast

#085: Scissoring Across The Galaxy

Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE
 
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#084: MRI At The Zoo

Dave Weasel discusses getting a woman fired from Lyft, San Francisco, And gaining so much weight he'll need an MRI at the zoo. 
 
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#083: Ain’t Nothing But A Bombass Bathroom

Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers
 
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#082: Don’t Gotta Deal With This

Dave Weasel discusses the Kanye West mutiny, Jehovah's Witness Halloween, your own body betraying you, Orange County, and other people's boring work stories.
 
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#081: New Man On The Minnesota Vikings

Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering
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#080: Deport Jeffery Dahmer

Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked
 
 
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#079: ’Know Your Worth’ Works Both Ways

We are back! Dave talks about his time as a college mascot, illustrates how there's no such thing as a free lunch, speculates on what the Pig People from the reality shows REALLY do, and the cast of characters you see at the DMV

#078: Real Housecats of Orange County

Dave Weasel is joined by comedians Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican. 

#077: Spontaneous Orgies

The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.

#076: Mullet Junkie

The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men

#075: Jehovah’s Thiccness

With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.

#074: Honest METHtake

In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.

#073: The Daveout

In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did

#072: Honest Company Slogans

The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone

#071: Two Boys One Cup

The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars

#070: Waxing The Dolphin

The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles 

#069: Fatman Returns

With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing. 

Dumpster Diving #2: DIVORCE

Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan

#068: Hector The Consensual Molester

Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying

#067: Drunk On Freedom & Urine

In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weekend At Bernies

#066: DUI at the Drive Thru

Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts

#065: No Year’s Resolution

The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling

#064: Way of the Road, Bubs

The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps

#063: Two Curvy Boys

The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza

Dumpster Diving #1: METH

In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug

#062: Shout Out To Wednesday

The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.

#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON?

The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more. 

#057: Dodger Riot

The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.

#056: Dallas Tribute

They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. 

#055: The Dump Truck

The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram