Valley Boys Podcast

The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine

While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy

The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal

The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex

The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.

The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards

The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis

The boys talk about their best/worst ideas while drunk/high, sending nudes, and how the only thing Dave will ever invent is a new STD

The boys are finally able to speak about their former network, as it's in the news anyway. 

The boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians

The boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a comedy show.

The boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis. 

The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy

The Boys talk about being naked in Zoom meetings, Monday morning DUIs, wost sports fans, and a comedian's racist tirade.  

The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing

The boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.

The boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.

The boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall

The boys argue over who is more white trash, $50k NBA fines for mean DMs, and how to suck your way into becoming a billionaire

In honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit

The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. 

The boys talk about sexual public nudity, gender reveal deaths, and have a toilet flushing political debate. Sorry. 

The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales.

The boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians. 

The boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks. 

The boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker

Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath

The boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican

The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom

The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction.